The Kingdom of Womble 08706 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.898 billion Womble 08706ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Womble 08706ian economy, worth 345 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 43,698 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 281,641 per year while the poor average 2,739, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 08706's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Womble 08706 is ranked 135,195^th in the world and 9,439^th in Chicken overlords for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.